Yes, the truth has finally been exposed; I’ve been running this whole blogging scheme just to get on Valleywag, and now my life finally has a purpose. Well, sort of; I didn’t really get on Valleywag, I just happened to be next to that handsome rascal, Pete “The Heartbreaker” Cashmore, on a Mashable screenshot. But still; it’s there, and I expect big movie studios and hot female tech reporters (Natali del Conte, I’m looking at you) to come woo me any second now.

And here’s the proof (naughty bits blurred for the safety of our youngest readers):

Seriously though, Valleywag puts fun into this business. May they live long and prosper.